Ah dang I forgot what the detective from death note was called
little owls spots me taking photos and decides to ~strike a pose~
In 50 years, everything going on with North Korea will be a short essay question on some kids final.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
a dentist
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Space could be full of vampires and we’d never know because all our optical telescopes use mirrors.

“Fat dog….where are you my friend..?”


“Tell me again…..tell me again about the pasta!”

“iss pretty good stuff my man”










